Beer Diary Episode 5

This week I drink beer in the Darién Gap, one of the world’s most obscure spots. Consequences ensue.

 

Beer Diary Episode 4

Look! The Beer Diary continues, at the later time of Sunday. Enjoy! I did.

http://youtu.be/kvT1s_R5n6c

Beer Diary Episode 3

This week, I accidentally drink something not even Colombian, and I don’t enjoy it all that much.

 

Beer Diary Episode 2

Beer Diary 2 is now available to watch! Enjoy.

Pig Gig, Friday 18th July

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Ladies and Gentlemen! We will be performing at this on Friday night. Come and see, and laugh if you are so taken.

Donald’s New Series

Hello all. I went to Colombia not too long ago with the intention of writing a film. Instead of doing that, I made this, a series of flippant beer reviews. Here’s the first one. Give it a watch … go on … what harm can it do?

One New Song

Greetings all! We’ve made up a new song. We’ve decided to make it available exclusively through Spotify, because we love them SO MUCH. We hope you enjoy it. Please listen to it again and again and again. Here it is:

Pig with the Face of a Boy – Spotify Song

Climate Change Denier song

We’ve just made a video of the song “Middle” from our album . It was filmed in a single shot at the Cockpit Theatre. Enjoy and share!

Music by Pig With The Face Of A Boy
Written and performed by Donald Newholm and Dan Woods
With Charlie Pyne on double bass Gemma Gayner on violin Robin Harris on trumpet, and Malcolm Gayner on drums
Cast: Alison Bennett, Tom Borowiecki, Korein Brown, George Collie, Paul Critoph, Edward Day, Susanna Herbert, Kristoffer Huball, Nayomie Karen, Maria Swisher, Tricity Vogue
Thanks to Dave Wybrow and The Cockpit, and Luther Blissett for instruments
Gaffer Ben Manwaring
Production assistant Nicola Lincé
Puppet costumes by Lucy Newholm
Staged by Nic Watson
Photographed by Tim Jordan
Directed and not edited by Chris Lincé (http://www.chrislince.com)

Lyrics:

No he don’t have time for no scientists
He says they don’t agree
Likes to spend his time on the internet
Shows him what he wants to see
He will take you out in his Jaguar
He’s a BA frequent flyer
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

He talks about solar cycles
Says they’ll never make him pay
He says an Exon-funded study says
That everything’s okay
He loves to show you the emails
See how the liberals conspire
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

He says he can’t stand GATSOs
The economy needs cars
Gets his meat from farms in the Amazon
His opinions from Mars
He is right behind global warming
If our summers would be drier
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

His house is high on a hillside
He heats his patio
Says if the earth is getting hotter, yeah
Then whats with all the snow
Tries to speak like Jeremy Clarkson
Thinks that he’s the new Messiah
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

He’s not afraid of the future
When he won’t be alive
Says he’s worked so hard all his life for
The right to drink and drive
He respects you have an opinion
But tells you you’re a liar
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

New video

We’ve just shot a new video. More soon!

Our New Album: Out Now

Our new album, The Girl With The Arms Made From Marrows, is out now.

Download The Girl With The Arms Made From Marrows on iTunes UK
Download The Girl With The Arms Made From Marrows on iTunes USA
or download The Girl With The Arms Made From Marrows on Amazon

It’s also available from other popular mp3 retailers across the world.

Track listing:
1.
2. Influenza
3. Taxidermy
4. One Night On Westminster Bridge
5. The Tale Of Young Johnny
6. Sinister Things
7. Middle
8. Yummy
9. The Philosophical Pig
10 People who…
11. Filler Material
12. One Imperfection
13. The Girl with the Arms Made From Marrows
14. Pi
15. Mash