All around/over the town/place

Hello everyone. It’s been very quiet for a long time, so I thought I’d let you know what’s been going on.

Basically, in 2015 we tried to make a political album, such was our horror at the conservative election win. We totally failed to do so, which was lucky because it would be have been obsolete before we even finished it – there was no Corbyn, no Brexit, no Maybot (well not much, which was nice). We did eventually manage to release a song about Nick Clegg, which is here:

So then Dan went into hiding in Not London for a couple of years, making it very difficult to do, well, anything at all. So I set to work on my solo album, which I had been delaying since before we made The Girl With The Arms Made From Marrows. As soon as I started working on it though, it became inexplicably essential to buy a flat. This involved me taking a really awful dayjob that financially I didn’t much need, but “employed by proper people” looks better than “semi solvent musician” to a bank, so there we go.

And then a child appeared. She’s two now, and walking and talking. And the album remains unfinished.

However, I did manage to finish and release this:

And since then I’ve been spreading my seed across the world wide webs. I’m in all these places:

And here’s some Pig with the Face of a Boy links:

And that brings us to now. Dan has returned to In London, so once I finish This Darn Album, it’s more than likely that the Pig will grunt again. Anon,


Finger in the Pie, 10th July

Attention, attention. We shall be performing at Finger in the Pie’s Cabaphonic on 10th July. Details and tickets are here:

We may even play a new song or two. Come along and gawp with your ears!

New video: Pi & Mash

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are proud to present our new music video for Pi & Mash, from our exciting album The Girl With The Arms Made From Marrows. It has been animated by the very talented Tom Cardo-Moreno. Please, share and enjoy, and spend a few quid on our album if you feel so inclined.

Beer Diary Episode 12

I/Donald Newholm drink/drinks my/his final beer. Lucy Newholm films for the final time.


Beer Diary Episode 11

Another week, another beer, another light lie. ¡Salud!


Beer Diary Episode 10

Something magical happens to Donald Newholm’s brain in this week’s Beer Diary. Lucy Newholm filmed it. CAUTION: This week’s Beer Diary contains one lie.


Live at the Magic Garden, 20th September

Ladies and Gentlemen! Pig with the Face of a Boy will be performing at this BRILLIANT thing on 20th September. We’ll be on at some point in the evening, but there’s a lot of fun stuff going on in the day also. Please try and make it if you can!


Beer Diary Episode 9

A pint of some black stuff, and a bit of James Joyce as the Beer Diary continues. Tumptytumtoes!


Beer Diary Episode 8

This week, I taste a beer and butcher a 90s classic. Enjoy!


Beer Diary Episode 7

This week I invoke the use of wit and wisdom as I review another delicious Colombian beverage.